It's Wednesday, which means it's time for the weekly reminder to send in your submissions for October's Craigslist Files: Citizen's Arrest contest. Just click the Contact Us button on the right side panel to email us with the weirdest, funniest, most absurd craigslist posts you can find. Winners will see their selected posts along with their own descriptions/mockery at the end of this month in a special edition of The Craigslist Files, with a special digital prize for First Place.

Happy hunting, readers.