One of the Internet's greatest contributions to society is its ability to connect people from all over the world who otherwise never would have come in contact with one another. Even more remarkable is how readily Internet users from around the globe accept each other. For previous generations, just getting a rock record from England was a big deal, an exotic rarity that had all the allure of a 19th century trip to India. Today it's commonplace to watch a video from Croatia, listen to a pop song from Japan and, thanks to the likes of Ebay and craigslist, buy a used DVD player off some guy in Canada, all from the deep-fried economic shambles of the good old US of A. In fact, posts from foreign people may just be my favorite part of craigslist. They provide all the bad spelling and horrible grammar of a crappy American post minus the exasperation and disappointment of realizing my nation's public education system is a mess, and they frequently contain nuggets of delicious insanity that you just can't get from a domestic.

Sexy Girl Looking for Sexy Boys for Sexy Times

I am 28 years old, am nice attraction,kind,loving,caring,sharing,gi ving,passionate,trustworthy,courageous,h onest,faithful,respectful, and understanding, am seriously looking for a serious man and a true love to share the rest of my life and time together with, a man who is willing to settle down with me and ready to spend the rest of his heart and love everything together with me , I am looking for serous relationship that can lead to possible intimate relationship

I have to admit, this post really confuses me and not just because it's one massive run-on sentence that eschews traditional concepts of English syntax such as spaces after commas and attaching all of the letters to a single word instead of making it look like the punctuation has started dismembering its neighbors. When I first opened up this post I expected just another generic spam-bot sex ad. Instead, it's an earnest, if messy, request for a fairly traditional, loving relationship. I don't know where this poster is from originally, so maybe in her country lifelong commitment = Sexy Times. That, or the poster just has a limited and inaccurate lexicon.

i have some maps to look for treasures

i m from guadalajara mexico i got some treasure maps that is supost to be some gold and silver buried but i dont have the money or equipment to dig it out so if your ready for an adventure we can be partners.

Like all of my favorite craigslist posts, the humor in this one comes from the fact that it's pure fantasy and fraud but it would still be awesome if it were somehow real. The part of me that's responsible and will one day have to convince a small child of my own making that electrical outlets just aren't as tasty as they look understands that a rational, level-headed mindset is an important part of surviving in this world. Still, I'll never quite evolve beyond my desire to live in a universe wherein there really are random Mexican dudes with genuine treasure maps looking for people to join them on incredible adventures.

Romantic sensual married EI male ISO real friend - m4w - 47

Looking for real female for discreet friendship
I am married educated professional Eeast Indian, light brown skin good looking eastindian male 5'8" 175lbs
If you are real please respond with EIM in the subject line

There's nothing particularly remarkable about a guy of any age posting on craigslist for sex with strangers, but it's always interesting to see what these guys consider the most important aspect of their preferred arrangement. The only thing this post needs is a map of India with the eastern portion highlighted in bright red (comic book style glow lines and all) complete with a compass rose adorned with a gigantic E. Ironically, you'll note how the poster didn't actually manage to correctly write East Indian even once. I dunno, maybe that's part of the appeal.