The philosopher Plato was an interesting thinker with some good ideas. Unfortunately, his name has gotten dragged into some pretty ugly territory thanks to opportunistic creeps and a small horde of undergraduate philosophy students who promptly shove their heads into the Socratic Caves of their own recta at age 18 and never, ever come out again. The Platonic concept of mentoring, which he explicitly states is spiritual in nature, has been twisted into a pedantic excuse for pederasty and the otherwise intriguing thought experiment of his Forms has led a cavalcade of mouth-breathers to posit the existence magical super-trees and the perfect, ideal chair. In modern parlance, "Platonic Friendship" is basically a synonym for "No Sex", which is blunt enough approximation of the concept, I suppose. Because it finds a way to somehow further ruin things that are already disasters, the Internet has taken that once-lofty idea and made it into a craigslist board. Here's what you'll find there.

Desperately in need of a cuddle buddy (university) W4M

I have the house to myself tonight and would love to find a cuddle buddy who wants to come share it with me. I am also really in the mood to give the absolute best full body massage ever, so if that sounds appealing, please reply back! I am not looking for anything too crazy, just somebody who wants a companion to sleep next to or enjoy a movie with. Let me know if you're interested...I like to think that I am definitely worth it...let's talk more and you can judge that one.

Yea, sayeth the Almighty, "Wherever there is craigslist, so shall there be fake posts for porn spam". This points to a general problem in the Strictly Platonic section. A portion of the population there thinks they're clever and will somehow trick the "No Sex" people into having sex with them, so posts like this one will probably wrangle a few idiots. Or, ya know, there actually is a college girl who wants to give a stranger a full body massage.

txting buddys wanted! M4W

looking for txting buddies. any and all welcome. :)
send me your # if ya wanna chat. thanks!

We can connect through an anonymous Internet personals site so we can text and then maybe twitter about texting with our new Internet friend and then join each other's Facebook pages and then make a new Wiki for Internet friends who text each other and join each other's Facebook pages and then we can all go hang ourselves!

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I hate to be the one to break it to you (no I don't), but you ladies suck at keeping secrets.

hi i need a frand please

need someson to be good to me so please call im a new comer to this area and need to fine frangs so please call me at (number) thank you

This. This is why I come to craigslist. I want to be this guy's frand (as long as he's frangly) just so I can listen to him speak.