
Not long after the ridiculous comedy of the craigslist Erotic/Adult Services fiasco ended with the American sites forcing prostitutes into various hidey-holes throughout the List and Jim Buckmaster publicly pretending that his company's history of profiting from human trafficking was a grand statement about social reform, I strongly suggested that the Beauty Services page is where all the prostitutes would go once Therapeutic Services got raided. Today, the bazaar of pay-strange that is Therapeutic is still going strong, though Beauty has a few seeds of the oldest profession just biding their time until a horde of Attorneys General descends upon Therapeutic in an election year fury. Wandering through Beauty, I've learned that it hosts the occasional prostitute or brothel not because it's just a hop, skip and a jump away from sexual services like so many sketchy massage parlors are. No, Beauty has taken a much stranger path to being ruined.
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Here we have a standard example of the thinly veiled sexual services post in Beauty. In fact, this is a pretty solid, textbook case of the Happy Ending massage parlor, right down to the simpering Engrish. Maybe one post in twenty in Beauty looks like this, which means we're pretty far away from the page becoming a den of future STI's. For comparison:
FEATHER EXTRAVAGANZA!!!!
OVER 500 FEATHER HAIR EXTENSIONS IN EVERY COLOR AND MULTIPLE SIZES AND LENGTHS. PLEASE CALL OR TEXT IF INTERESTED. PICTURES ARE AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST. I WILL TRAVEL TO YOU FOR 2+ BUNDLES.
EACH BUNDLE INCLUDES 4 FEATHERS OF YOUR CHOICE FOR $20.
I SPECIALIZE IN HEALTHY HAIR EXTENSIONS AND WITH ANY HAIR EXTENSION APPLICATION YOU WILL RECEIVE A COMPLIMENTARY BUNDLE OF FEATHER EXTENSIONS:)!!!!
Here we have a real, appropriate post in Beauty that is nonetheless a bit insane. Most posts are still boring in the "grammatical trainwreck selling cheap haircuts" sort of way, but every once in a while we get a gem like this one. This post teaches us two things: First, that there's an entire industry dedicated to putting feathers in people's hair when it probably only deserves to be something a stylist keeps in the back for the occasional moneyed weirdo, and that sometimes all-caps is necessary. Seriously, imagine this post with proper lowercase usage. It would seem so boring, so bland, so not involved with the most flamboyant fashion accessory nature has to offer.
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But we're talking about Beauty's path to functional dissolve. This post is a key symptom. See, leads group spam shows up on just about every page, but it gets flagged and deleted pretty quickly in most places. When I found it, this post had been hanging out in Beauty for days. Not far below it, I found this:
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WE HAVE THE BEST STUFF IN TOWN! MAUI WOWIE, BLUE DREAM, PINK LADY JUST TO NAME A FEW!
WHEELCHAIR ACCESS, BEAUTIFUL CLEAN ATMOSPHERE, SAFE ACCESS, FAMILY RAN- WE REALLY TRY OUR BEST TO
MAKE THIS A PERSONAL EXPERIENCE
LOCATED ON (street) CALL FOR DETAILS OFFICE HOURS 10AM - 8PM
I can only conclude that Beauty is simply not policed at all, not by the mods at craigslist and not by the site's users. Prostitutes and brothels occasionally show up in Beauty not because it's the next logical step after Therapeutic but because nobody, not even the people who browse the page, give a damn. People can post anything they want to in Beauty and expect to see it linger. As a result, it's slowly transforming into a grab bag of questionable offers. When the craigslist criminals catch wind of this, things will get ugly. For now it's like watching a beautiful girl dabble with cocaine, not knowing she's about to lose herself to a degrading addiction. Take care of yourself, Beauty. You're better than this poison you think is no big deal.