In my own deeply embarrassing way, I've come to appreciate the sheer variety of content on craigslist. As depressing as I find the myriad absurdities of that least venerable pseudo-community, I believe it would be all the sadder if it were just another boring collection of boring people with boring demands. Sure, I cherry pick the crazies so we can all bask in the cosmic humor of people with unfortunate desires and childish plans for petty criminality, but doing so requires a lot of wading and weeding. Even if you were to remove all of the spam and bots from W4M, there is only one wild-eyed idiot for every fifty workaday drones who are neither remarkably awful nor surprisingly appealing. The Furry Civil War Re-Enactment clubs share space with pickup games of 40-and-up soccer and short-lived coffee chats. Though I wish the world were a better place, I'd rather have some wanton ridiculousness than an infinite field of vanilla yogurt.  

More to me than the eye can see.

I'm a erotic demolitionist CHICKING traveling to (city) Tuesday and be there for 3 months. I'm hoping to find a hot guy to show me what this city has to offer go PARTING with and take care of my kinky needs while there. Please email soon and with a photo. Hugs n Kisses

  -Search result for "Erotic Demolitionist"

Take this woman, for instance. I have absolutely no idea what she hopes to accomplish here. No matter how I try to parse these sentences and translate them into English from Linear-Twit, I can't figure out what she's trying to say. In that first sentence, is she just some foreigner mashing random, exciting words together? What in blazes is an "erotic demolitionist" and how drunk or stupid do you have to be to turn a noun into a gerund? In all caps? Maybe she has some kind of nervous tick that causes her to highlight her worst writing mistakes. That, or she really wants to find a guy who likes to comb his hair.

Party RAVERS!!!!!

HEY RAVERS!!!!! I have been living in (state) for about a year now and still havent met anyone thats into the rave/party scene. I would love to hook up with anyone thats about the ONE LOVE and GOO VIBES!!!!!! i know theres some good parties and raves out here but dont wnna go by myself. If your cool and good people and want some new company at the rave parties then hit me up!!!!! Im all about chillaxin and having a good ol time and dancing! I want to see what the scene is like out here. Definitely want to get up in the scene and meet really chill people. Hope to hear from you all soon!! PLease be about the good vibin and one love!!!!!

Don't look now, craigslisters! We've got a time-traveler on our hands. That, or this guy took enough ecstasy in the 90's that his mind just stayed there indefinitely. I don't know if I love or hate the idea of a person who actually talks like this. It was annoying when any of these terms were still in popular use, but now it has the added idiocy of being painfully anachronistic. If I were a better person, I would have responded to this ad to let this poor sonofabitch know that it's 2009, there is no more rave scene. Even if there were, none of its participants would be interested in chillaxing with a neon candy moron and his goo-related vibes. And ya know what? I'm sick of this "one love" crap. Bob Marley was a stoner who didn't have sense enough to get proper medical attention when his freaking toenail fell off for no reason.

Eternal life if a life style

1 timothy 6 verse19 lay hold on eternal life, verce 10 for the love of moey isthe root of all evil, verse 17 charge th that are rich in this world , not to be hi minded nor to trust in uncertin riches,but in the living God, who gives us richly all things to enjoy; verse 18 that theydo good and they be good in works, willing to distribut, willing to communicate. verse 6 ut godliness with continment is great gain. in the book of Acts chapter 5 you see the church is sapose to build up people through distributing, not building welth first, but people firs. God Speed

I think I just discovered the reason why so many religious people are dangerously stupid. There has obviously been a horrible error in the printing of an unknown number of bibles. The above passage(?) is impossible to approach in terms of regular syntax, let alone exegesis. Then again, I could be wrong. There may be an unseen truth in the repwor of hCritsGod merily.